me:
Maybe I need to switch industries. Tattoo artist?
J :
totally! draw smiley faces on people
me:
Oh, yeah! And unicorns and stuff. It'll be sparkly and wonderful.
J :
stick figure unicorns. :D
me:
AWESOME! And I'll color my hair all Rainbow Bright and insist on people calling me Tammii (with TWO I's) or maybe Steffanii.
J :
Steffiiiiiii! :D I insist you quit your job AT ONCE.
me:
And I'll wear way too much aqua eyeliner and bubblegum lipgloss. I'll be awesome. You're so right. There's my future, right there. :P
J :
Pete is going to be so thrilled
me:
Totally. He'll insist we elope immediately instead of waiting until June, in case some roughian named Thadley sweeps me off my feet while I'm giving him his stick figure unicorn fighting a stick figure dragon tat.
J :
OMG it's a little early for me to be cackling this loudly!
Sometimes conversations like this are the only thing that gets me through the workweek. Apologies to any multi-color haired, bubblegum-lipped Steffaniiii(iiiii)s out there.
